{"id":1632,"date":"2012-10-19T21:25:03","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T01:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2013-08-09T10:32:44","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T14:32:44","slug":"a-bunch-of-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/?p=1632","title":{"rendered":"A bunch of things."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll start with running:<\/p>\n<p>My employer is sponsoring gym memberships at a local gym, so I signed up and started two weeks ago. I&#8217;m loving it! I&#8217;m doing the body pump class, and this week I took one of my three hours of personal training to get the specific tour of the gym and the trainer also set me up with a basic weight machine workout. This was huge &#8212; having someone explain every machine, show me how to set it, and then having her show me the three weight rooms (there&#8217;s a big free-weight room, an intermediate machines room and a beginner machine room) was great. I love that there&#8217;s a beginner room, and I truly wouldn&#8217;t have realized that without the trainer showing me everything. I decided to do my Thursday run at the gym, to conquer my fear of treadmills.<\/p>\n<p>Running outside is intimidating, for sure, especially as an overweight beginner. But for ME, it&#8217;s much less intimidating than a treadmill. For one, outside, if I&#8217;m running, I&#8217;m doing more than a lot of other people I see out there doing! The people I see are about 1% runners and 99% people driving to work, walking their dog, milling about in their house getting ready for the day. So if they even SEE me, I am not embarrassed because I am doing more than most. If a car passes me, in that 30 seconds they see me, they see me either running or walking, never collapsing, so they don&#8217;t know or care what it is I&#8217;m doing. But a treadmill in a gym &#8212; everyone there IS working out and many are probably much fitter than me, and it&#8217;s just a different vibe. But that isn&#8217;t even my biggest issue with treadmills &#8212; mine is that I am terrified of ending up in a YouTube montage of Treadmill Fails. (I&#8217;ve seen too much AFV.) So, Thursday morning was clear and cold, and would&#8217;ve been great for an outside run, but I decided to go do it at the gym (and I had to sign up for Body Pump on Saturday anyway.)<\/p>\n<p>First: I totally survived, as did all of the nearby drywall. But god, was it boring. Pros of the treadmill: climate controlled, much softer than asphalt, easy to stay at my desired pace because you just HAVE to. Cons of the treadmill: HOT and boring. So much easier to just stop running &#8212; when I go outside, if I quit halfway through, well, I can&#8217;t because if I quit halfway through, I&#8217;m still 1.5 miles from my house. On the treadmill, whenever I stop, I&#8217;m just as close to home as I was when I started. Which makes me want to stop. And I was just.so.hot!! And sweaty. Outside, I get warm, but the air and all doesn&#8217;t make me feel gross. So, I will continue to run outside for as long as possible, but I now know that I can use the treadmill when I need to. Ice, REALLY cold, etc.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/?attachment_id=1633\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1633\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-1633\" title=\"IMG_2666\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/IMG_2666-300x450.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"147\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/IMG_2666-300x450.png 300w, http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/IMG_2666-560x840.png 560w, http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/IMG_2666.png 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 147px) 100vw, 147px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and when I was visiting my parents, I went for an hour run (left, told my mom to come find me in an hour) and in that time I covered 4.5 miles! Which is pretty good, seeing as how I ran more in the first 3.1 and then did more walking after I did that.<\/p>\n<p>But! Look at that! I did my 3.1 in 39.22. <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.gretchenschaefer.com\/?p=10\" target=\"_blank\">A year ago, I did that same route in 45:15.<\/a> (And honestly, one of those routes is wrong, because in the other app I&#8217;d used, 3.1 ended exactly at a camp driveway, and so this time when I pulled out my phone to do a screen grab, it sent me another .3 up the road, past that driveway, before it said 3.1. So I think I went even FASTER than 39:22 but I&#8217;m slave to the screenshot.)<\/p>\n<p>And lastly, a moment of &#8220;Oh my god, I am That Woman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The other day, I was headed to get Ingrid or something &#8212; it was at the end of the day, and at the intersection near my house there is a big power company transformer box. Green, locked, hedges around it, etc. So I get to the stop sign, and see two 9 or 10 year old boys who have dropped their bikes next to it, and and clearly trying to figure out how to open it. (They are not bright boys &#8212; the hedges flank it, they don&#8217;t provide a good place to hide.) SO, I laid on the horn. Which scared the crap out of them (better than live wattage, I figure) and when they look at me, I literally wagged my finger and mouthed &#8220;NO. NOT SAFE!&#8221; Yes, from my MINIVAN. and they sort of slunk down and grabbed their bikes and went the other way.<\/p>\n<p>I am That Mom. Whoa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll start with running: My employer is sponsoring gym memberships at a local gym, so I signed up and started two weeks ago. I&#8217;m loving it! 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